You expect people to read the articles and not just the headline? But there are so many WORDS!!!

Emma Watson on Beyonce’s tits in 2014:

Pretty much all talk when it comes to actually helping the citizens of the United States, and all action when it comes to lining their pockets.

Anyway, the only thing I want to hear from this administration is that it’s planning to resign. Time to hand it over to the rightful winner. They are out of time with me. I don’t want to hear anything else from them. They are part of the Federation and a traitor; take them away.

Who, Bannon?

mentally, physically, ideologically, politically, temperamentally...you name a ly, and he’s unfit for it.   

He is not mentally fit for the job.

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

That Kansas “diploma” seems to be working for you too.

Yes. Good thing the guy running the White House doesn’t need a safe space, like us whiny triggered libruls.

Buk buk buh caw!

I wish I could star this 1,000 times...

In the third year of my marriage to my husband, I slept with his best friend. It wasn’t emotional.

Based on the “if i lose weight I might want to cheat again” comment, she is definitely not over it.

Was going to reply with this sentiment. Sounds like she got over it immediately, and that made it worse for the guy. Imagine if she actually told him “John, I was just trying to find self-worth through the male gaze!” Yikes.

This might be unfair, but one of the things that bothers me most about the woman writing this is that she wastes a lot of words explaining why the cheating happened and why the weight loss won’t happen without just taking responsibility for it. It’s okay to say ‘I fucked up’ without trying to shift the blame to some…

It’s pretty clear she was a total mess.

That marriage should never have happened.

I would love to pick the brain of a person who thinks sleeping with your husbands best friend is a smart idea.

I could maybe do a threesome, but she’s afraid she would get jealous, and I get that if I’m present in any capacity it could present problems for her exploration of herself.