This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

four years of this shit oye vey

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

Those are all nice but the biggest clutch shot was the guy who punched the nazi.

“It has never been used for the rehabilitation of species. It’s been used for control of the land,”

Georgia resident here and if Dems don’t go after him for all his grotesque anti-gay bullshit I’m going to be so f’ing pissed.

Given how Trump only eats steak well-done, the roach cakes are a step up.

Off-topic, unpopular opinion: I freaking loved Snowpiercer. It’s how I know babies taste better.

Surprise attacks are, indeed, the best way to fuck with him

LePage gets into fights with Stephen King. I’m Team King so fuck LePage.

Yeah Trump strikes me as the type of person you want to SURPRISE with your opposition, not be blatant about it.

This is not even best Roger Ebert quote in regards to Schnieder. I highly recommend you read his review of Deuce Bigalow II.

I got on Twitter solely to follow him. I don’t know how many evenings I spent following whatever links he posted — and it was time very well spent. I’m kind of glad he’s gone so he isn’t here to see what that platform has become.

This, this is why we miss Roger Ebert.

Never Forget.

Rob Schneider probably considers Jar-Jar Binks to be nuanced satire.

Yeah I can’t tell you how often i have been startled awake from a deep sleep, wondering out loud “how does Rob Schneider feel about this?”