Every goddam headline that says Aaron Harrison, my brain reads Aaron Hernandez the first time I see it. They are both good at hitting late shots to clean up messes their associates caused, so I guess they're somewhat similar.

I left those numbers out for that exact reason - HOF voters likely won't consider them. But it's still an amazing number, he's the best pure hitter I've ever seen.

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

I love how okay you are with racist slurs against native Americans, but totally pissed about racist slurs against east Asians. So, only certain people deserve respect? I think every race needs a team named after the worst slur you can use against their people. I mean, what's the big deal? The San Francisco Gooks are…

Isn't "gooks" a slur against Vietnamese people, anyway?

Are you sure it's a UGA tribute? It may just be a reminder that a lot of things can happen as a consequence of stealing.

"GRRRR! IT MAKES MY SEMEN TASTE BETTER! GRRRR!"