What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

But I like where I live :(

Just remember, we’re all breathing the same atmosphere as Dolly Parton, so in a way, we’re all royalty.

As a woman who has never worn make-up on a regular basis (98% of the selfies I’ve ever taken have been “no make-up selfies”), celebs swooping in and being all I DISCOVERED MAKE-UPLESSNESS is also super annoying to me as well.

I find that pizza and beer do a pretty good job of making my ass bigger.

More than cement

That’s “Dr.” Wee Wee. Show some “respect”.

Speak for yourself.

Maybe don’t trust someone named ‘Wee Wee’ to stick things in your butt?

Well, if you’re sitting under a palm tree in the shade, that’s SORT OF a shadow government, right?

They deserve every bit of the sweet life right now. Plus staying low takes away 45's easy targets.

fuckin do it, dude. you deserve every last minute of it.

And even then, cops get the benefit of the doubt. Indicted on rape charges and excessive force complaints are serious, but he had no trouble getting hired and continuing to work in this parish.

It’s been a long 15 minutes.

A coworker once pinched me on Paddy’s day. She dead now.

Well this is also unrelated to hell but it makes me laugh and that cat gif reminded me of it:

If something like being transparent with his taxes wasn’t enough, something silly like disobeying the Presidential Records Act certainly isn’t going to get him into any trouble either. While I don’t think his statement that he could kill a man in broad daylight and get away with it is true, I am reluctant to admit…

I agree. Ma shouldn’t have released that second track but it doesn’t matter, she destroyed Nicki. To me, the stuff about ghostwriters and how Nicki can’t be the queen of rap when she doesn’t even write her own rhymes hit the hardest and you know what? The fact that Nicki didn’t respond immediately attests to the truth…

The squeaky wheel gets the grease. Don't be afraid to possibly annoy someone. If you don't ask you'll never get anywhere.