Years ago, I was driving on a 2-lane road with my 1 year old in the backseat, and we happened upon an accident just before police and EMS arrived. This was a large sedan vs. motorcycle accident, and the motorcyclist never had a chance. The bike was completely mangled to the point that it wasn’t immediately recognizable…

I’ve heard another solution is to just stay home in your pajamas and put your feet up and watch television.

Friends of friends were supposed to get married last weekend. Instead, a funeral service was held on their wedding day because some woman in a car hit and ran the motorcyclist groom. If this chick staged this, she can rot.

Election is sooooo good!

I work in a furniture adjacent industry, I’ve got some bad news for you. These exist:

apparently fled across the Atlantic Ocean to Australia

You Need to Calm Down

CEO of Bustle here. Rebecca actually left voluntarily to write for Jezebel and write an upcoming book, Good Things Happen to People You Hate, after I accidentally stapled a bunch of listicles to my forehead. The listicle stapling thing isn’t related, I’m just still trying to pull them off.

I forgot. This is, wildly enough, my first time covering a celebrity split for Jezebel. Famous people usually announce their breakups on weekdays I guess?

Seriously. I went to a wedding recently and the bride had been working her ass off to fit into a full length bridal gown. She looked absolutely beautiful. Groom wore trousers, shirt untucked, and speed dealer sunnies through the whole ceremony. It was outside, but come on. She looked like a vision and he looked like a…

Wanna know my 100% tried-and-true, surefire, guaranteed way to fit your fat ass into a wedding dress?

Years (20) ago, the hubs I were standing in the family room, just chatting, and 5 minutes later found ourselves out on the patio with absolutely no clue how we got there (all doors were open because it was a SoCal summer). Who should be sitting in the patio door, smiling at us, but The Rottweiler, who had silently,…

This is the best piece I’ve read on jezebel in years.

Over the years I have enjoyed reading Jia Tolentino’s work in both the New Yorker and on Jezebel but I did not read Jia profile instead I elected to read Luna’s. I am tired of reading features on Brooklyn base writers (even those individuals whose writing I admire) however I never tire of profiles on companion…

I don’t understand the tone of this article. This is fabulous. Being a free hotline service, I fail to see how the way it’s structured would favor white/wealthy women over others. If anything, marginalized women and femmes are MORE likely to take advantage of it, because they are less likely to have access to this…

Thank you! This summary actually conveys meaning. I couldn’t make sense of the article’s convoluted ramblings AT ALL.

I’m an old person so I’d have to Google most of those terms but what I think you’re saying is “Man murdered teenager. Man took graphic pictures of dead teenager and posted to social media as trophy. Man’s followers and public media began victim shaming dead teenager”.

If it’s not allowed on Twitter then pretty much the whole of Australia will be banned. We tend to use it here in the same way the rest of the world uses the word ‘bitch’.

RW’s got some pretty good radar for material, esp of late: Wild, Gone Girl, Big Little Lies.