i wasn’t talking to you

imagine taking two seconds to read about what actually happened

I do like that dress though.

Alternatively, D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E. The job market is bleak:(

So many, many hugs. My dogs are only 3 and 4 and I already tear up when I think how short their lives are going be. Can't even imagine what you're feeling right now, but you are in my thoughts.

It was until I got to this part:

......Kate in 1967's “The Lion In Winter”.........there is nothing else

Katharine Hepburn is one of my favourite people ever, but I’m sure she was positively fucking exhausting exhausting.

Wrong. In his version the fiance is the heart surgeon.

That’s one of my Dad’s favorite movies. He took me to see it. He died in 2004. WAAAAAH. Best. Man. Ever. He liked chick movies. He liked chicks. For real: liked and respected. Ruined for “average” guys, I am.

Hysterical. I was a hysterical sobbing mess when I saw this this morning.

Nicholas Sparks is at this very moment bringing a lawsuit against the wedding planner for intellectual property infringement, claiming this was “future” intellectual property.

That's when we know that the Constitution works. When we acknowledge the constitutional rights of a little shit like this.

where have I seen this image before?

Oh, Nevermind.

So much yes:

Gotta give it to him

What a horrible person. I hope that the woman whose picture was taken is doing okay. :( Such a foul fucking human, man.

$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

Instead of a baby monitor, I tie a string to my kids’ legs and run it down the stairs where it’s attached to a bell. If the bell rings, I know that my kids are up. I can normally just yank really hard on the string and it “trips” them back down into the bed where they’ll fall back asleep. Sometimes they get tangled…