My husband and I haven’t slept together since our daughter was five. She’s 32 now. Our marriage is still going strong. She finds our sleep choices quite normal.

Screw separate beds, let’s talk about totally different wings of a house.

My boss recently got to interview a fairly famous athlete from our hometown. Everyone there was asking the same thing over and over, about his contract, what’s it like to play with so-and-so, etc. etc.—even when they were all in the same room and hearing his answers! When I my boss asked him a question related to our…

Honestly, listening to Marc Maron and the Nerdist podcasts, where the interviews are an hour long, has given me a lot of respect for the fact that being a working actor is seriously an unpleasant job sometimes. Like, press tours are shitshows of sitting in hotel rooms for 12 hours straight, answering the same five…

That’s one thing dating long distance teaches you; your partner will definitely be hanging out with people of the same gender when you’re not there, and so will you, and that’s just the way it is.

Real talk: NZ has a serious problem with rape and sexual assault. It’s deeply entrenched and I have no clue on what to do about it because it can’t even be spoken about without being silenced, like the women mentioned here.

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A zoo membership isn’t crazy. It’s just a pass to the zoo.

Monogrammed Thermos™ does both!

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

No, you’re crying.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

You made me giggle. I know it can happen, and does happen, but how? How can you be pregnant and not know, for so long? I can smell my period coming off in the distance.

see this kind of story is why I lose my mind if my period’s two weeks late even though I haven’t seen a dick in a year

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

why should she? looks good on her and if she has it checked regularly she doesn’t need to worry about skin cancer.

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.