Fat jokes: the last vestige of people who truly have nothing intelligent to say.

One. Cut.

Maddie Ziegler is a hugely talented dancer, and her ability to radically externalize every ounce of emotion in these songs is astonishing.

Glad I'm not the only one. I cannot for the life of me figure out why that video makes me so damn sad.

I love Sia and Maddie and I don't think you should put down either for their success. They're both incredibly impressive.

Ummmm....you know Lyme disease is real, right? There’s this really cool place you can go called a medical clinic (it’s super fun! they have needles!) and they can test for *gasp* BACTERIA and prove the existence of a well known disease! Come to my town for a week. Watch the people limping down the sidewalk because…

This is true. I haven’t liked the tone of the articles about her (i.e. is the title of this one really necessary?). Lyme Disease is awful. I grew up in an area where it was prevalent, and we used to have to be checked for ticks whenever we went near the woods. I always thought it was annoying, until my best friend’s…

There is only one reason to eat kale: so that you can tell everyone you eat kale.

Best of the "sweet" category right here.

Thank you! And yes, they are feathers. It's dreamy, and I hope it is still stylish when my future offspring want to marry. It's this dress:

Kinda weird to be starting a company with your ex-fiancé, with whom you broke up very recently.

I made my own wedding dress... but I didn't know it was a wedding dress, so I didn't put as much effort into it as I could have. My boyfriend was taking me on vacation in Hawaii, and he talked me into making a "pretty dress for when we went to the luau." Turns out, he'd been planning to ask me to marry him the whole…

You IDGAF attitude about this whole scenario makes this story a winner for me!

Thankfully this was *before* I got ready, but it was humiliating. I was a ball of nerves on my wedding day (aren't we all?) and had only coffee in my system during my hair appointment. One of my bridesmaids drove with me to my parents' house where I was getting ready, and I let one slip. Only it wasn't just a cute…

My wedding dress had very thin little straps on the shoulders. While greeting guests in the receiving line, I went to give an old friend a hug and felt something snap. I looked down and my strap had broken off and I was about a second away from a nip slip. Thankfully I noticed it immediately and was able to hold my…

Not even terrible but (entire story NSFW)......Two days before my wedding, I got my period. My period is usually fairly well behaved- first day heavy, tapers off fairly quickly, lasts about 4 days total, move on with life. Not this time. We arrived in Vegas (Vegas wedding for the win) and had sex which made our hotel…

My zipper broke during pictures, half an hour before the ceremony. So the moms had to sew me into it. My husband had to cut the zipper off later. (Not in like a sexy way, like in a "we have to get up at 4 am and still have shit to do" way.)

If it makes you feel better, I highly doubt that it's something she would realistically consider.

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