Hmm. I'm confused as to why you would think that? it could also be her being like, "Omg I can't believe I'm on stage with Madonna Imma be really awesome and not screw it up."

good thing you'll never get the opportunity then, i guess...

POORLY it is all so stressful. and there are more rumors than i can keep up with and they're all over the news and i am like, one more news break from making my own LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE video for 1d.

What is this picture. She is beautiful but this is what I look like at a 4am trying to get someone to buy me drinks.

The only things I ever did on Spring Break was work and school projects. How do kids pay for this shit, besides Bank of Mom and Dad?

How I feel about this movie.

All I need to know about this movie.

1. Why are you so concerned with how she spends her money? I mean you made a comment about the price, she explained her reasoning, and you're still harping on about it.

It's definitely a good money saving option for those who have the time/patience/access to the needed products, hence why I starred your reply, in case any of the Milliverse want to mix their own. I'm not saying my routine and choices are universal truths for everyone.

Feminist Ryan Gosling disapproves.

Eva Mendes can take my sweatpants off my cold, dead body.

Whatever it is, she has way more of a life than I do.

Good gracious. My takeaway from this is that you never sleep. It sounds like you only get 4 hours a night?

that pun makes me really angry. heir/here isn't even a slant rhyme!!!

If any of the royals might take you up on such an offer, he'd be a good bet.

I didn't realise he was my age, I always thought of him as younger but seems he's slightly older than me. Of all the royals he's the one I like because he seems to act like a real person. I know he's made mistakes and I don't agree with…

My husband does this too. Every single time, I imagine the deforestation that we/he caused. It KILLS ME to not say anything, but I have decided to stop [literally] wringing my hands and saying 'WHY NOT THE REAL TOWELS?!' because it NEVER WORKS. I have even contemplated using cloth napkins, but he has already said he…

Otherwise, as Clean as I am, some tissues will end up under the bed or on the floor or won't get thrown away before I leave for work. I hate these winter months but Spring in Atlanta will take me for everything I'm worth.

Ach, this is my husband too. Not only the hand drying thing, but he uses paper towels for EVERYTHING that a regular towel or good old sponge would be good for. Drip a few drops of water on the counter immediately adjacent to the kitchen sink and a sponge? Paper towel to clean it up. Drying the cast iron pan? Paper…

Ah, the startling sneeze. My husband struggles with allergies and has sneezed so abruptly and loudly without warning that I actually swerved into a lane of traffic while driving. So for the safety of BOTH of us, I ask if he could try to warn me beforehand...it works about 80% of the time I guess! He will just say…

NOOOO NOOOO OMG WHY DOES SHE DO THAT