Introducing... The next Victoria's Secret Angel...

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YOU SEEM A LITTLE TOO PERSONALLY INVESTED IN THIS

"Let them eat blasphemy"

"Yes Mash, YES. That Wedding Cake came straight to me; I verified the seal; put it on the kosher cart and brought it directly here- to you. Like always."

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

It's actually crazy, because I have insanely long and curly eyelashes. When I do wear mascara, my eyelashes look uhMAHHHHzing and I often get asked if I'm wearing extensions or fakes (this is not a backdoor brag, it is a billboard in time square brag get fucking at me) but when I don't wear mascara I might as well…

I too suffer from blonde eyelash syndrome. I also have very fair, skin which ensures that the morning bags under my eyes are purple if I don't put on concealer. Add in ponytail and throw a knit cap over the whole thing so you can't see my hair, and people look generally concerned about whether I can make it to my…

My one co worker asks me if I got punched in the face every fucking morning because of my under eye circles.

Empathy..ask your Doctor if it's right for you!

When my oldest sister died, it was because doctors didn't know what to do to save her. She just faded. Oct 16, 1983.

You realize comments like this make me want to post more of them, right? I have no sympathy for people who lose their shit over those stories. None whatsoever.

So don't read them.

Idk servers very rarely like conversations on busy nights.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

I really want chicken fingers now. With ranch dip.

They're likely the same people who think telling women in public they're "prettier when they smile" is an act of civil nobility.