Ugh, this Jenner story is so triggering. My mother's killer (19 year old, speeding and texting, hit her head on) was just sentenced on Wednesday. A couple of fines and three years probation for hitting her car so hard that her steering wheel bent around her after it went through her and into her seat back. But he's…

i can't believe these claims of things that have clearly happened. just can't believe it.

Yes. He is the person who deserves our sympathy here.

"Ah, a new baby!"

That baby is bigger than human baby Ariana Grande.

I'm so angry the name Harper has become an it thing just as I reach child bearing peak. It's a family name and I always thought about naming my daughter that if I had one. Now I'd look like a Beckham fan. Of course, I don't want kids and have been pathetically single for years and years so it's a non-issue, but still.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."

Burt! We love you Burt. As much as we'll all miss you, I know that everyone is thrilled for your new opportunity. Don't be a stranger.

Burt i will miss you, you are a ray of sunshine on an any day.

People. Stop keeping guns where your kids can get them. It really isn't that hard.

But that's the way an effective justice system works. Everyone, no matter how horrible they are, deserves representation and a fair trial.

When will the media understand that George married way the fuck up and that he is Amal's trophy husband???

ETA: I can't even imagine what it's like for her to go to those Hollywood award shows with George, knowing the calibre of class she is accustomed too. She looked annoyed and out of place in every shot of them I…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

Weird. I get depressed when i have nothing to Binge.

I was working at a kid's bookstore when the DNC came to Boston, and a TON of celebs were in town for it, weirdly. I saw Larry King (no lie he was walking alone downtown, talking to himself), and one day at the bookstore a bunch of us workers were standing around, not being remotely helpful to any patrons, discussing…

I had a strange encounter with Tom Waits. Is there any other kind?

Will do. It was stupid of her to leave her phone on my desk while she ran out to pick up lunch. It's like she was asking for this.

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.