thesearenotmypants
Thesearenotmypants
thesearenotmypants

The GOP knows they need women to win. They also know women like having control of their bodies.

Whelp, given that “pro-life” is a misnomer to begin with, it can’t be a suprise to ANYONE that “pro-life feminist” is also a big fat lie.

It never ceases to amaze me that a group of people who allegedly care *so deeply* about the Constitution don’t quite know what it says. The only thing less surprising than these losers conflating “the government not making laws preventing free speech” and “private company choosing not to amplify false information” is

Isn’t it illegal to give people health advice that will objectively harm them?  What if one of these Right wing politicians just decides that cyanide is the cure for Covid and Tweets all about it, causing the death of thousands, (people are so dumb)?  Is it protected because “Free Speech”?  If you can’t yell fire in a

Here’s the thing: these dipshits LIKE getting ratio’d on Twitter. Every time they tweet some dumbass opinion or get in a fight with an ice cream sandwich or something, they get a million people going “Hell ya brother greetings from my mom’s basement!” and never see the billion people going “You dumb bitch.”

If they left, I’d be ecstatic. But they know that the alternatives don’t have nearly the reach that Twitter does so they won’t leave.

Hi from Hawaii here, what’s the problem.... I haven’t worn regular shoes for most of my life. Miami seems warm? Republicans are insane..

I also don’t know why he’s pretending like “pale” isn’t his number one criteria for who is attractive.

I don’t remember who said it, but someone said of female politicians, “If a woman is smarter than him or he doesn’t want to f—k her, they won’t vote for her.”

Or when I wanted to study abroad, they told my parents I’d be kidnapped and raped even though they’d been abroad many times alone when they were teenagers.

Conservatives: Fashion is stupid, feminine, and ridiculous. Real men don’t worry about fashion.

I told someone on Twitter, if they’re (NYPost in this case) if they’re still attacking her, they’re still scared of her. And if they’re still scared of her, she must be doing something right.

Pics of someone eating/drinking without a mask anywhere in the world is somehow a gotcha-moment? It’s how current mask-mandates work...you get to take the mask off to perform these essential behaviors ffs.

I think this is definitely a cultural thing. AOC just has the unfortunate job combination of being a leftist WOC in this country so it’s amplified all the more.

The dumbass actually typed the capital letter O (“oh”) instead of the number 0 (zero) for the score. Does he actually think the letter stands for something other than a shorter way of saying “zero for two”?

I don’t doubt that the conservative hate of AOC is because she’s getting under their skin and they can’t date or fuck her into submission.

damn she knows it and i love her calling it out.

It’s weird to think that channels like TLC, Bravo, Discovery changed so much in 20 years as to be nearly unrecognizable in terms of programming. But reality shows are so much cheaper to produce than actual documentaries or educational content. What a loss.

I lost my appetite for a great deal of reality TV when VH1 had to cancel all its dating shows in 2009 because a finalist/likely-winner kidnapped and murdered his ex-wife while the show was still airing. I really thought that all the reality-show execs, across all stations, would have committed to better background

“THEY’RE NOT SORRY—THEY’RE JUST CAUGHT”