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She is acting in a role where she has to wear a wig (see her Instagram post from 10/28/2020).  The wig needs to fit to her head tightly and braiding your hair close to your head is one of the best ways to do that.  

Dad: “Son, it’s 4-o’clock in the afternoon! Get your lazy ass out of bed!”

Where was he buried? I got a shovel, you can get an ancestry.com kit. We’ll solve this thing tonight at midnight.

Otis Redding was also in his backup band as a teenager. His opening act before the Beatles was Sam Cooke. And on that tour with the Stones, the other openers were Bo Diddley and the Everly Brothers. If you wanted to make an Avengers-style movie about rock and roll, Little Richard is both Nick Fury and Tony Stark.

Should you buy something you don’t like and don’t plan to watch, just so you can say you own it?

Should you buy something you don’t like and don’t plan to watch, just so you can say you own it?

Don’t buy it. Don’t spend money bringing something into your home that won’t make you happy. Every time you take Last Jedi off the shelf to watch it (or, you know, select it from your digital library or whatever) you’re going to see RoS staring at you, mocking you, reminding you that all that beautiful setup goes

Don’t buy it. Don’t spend money bringing something into your home that won’t make you happy. Every time you take

Because she's the one with the vagina

Oh my god please won’t somebody vote for Elizabeth Warren. I mean, she got Chris Matthews fired. 

Love the doorframe slapping answer.  

Entitled asshole car company that makes cars for entitled assholes, acts like an entitled asshole. Details at 11

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

Get out

This is the correct take. I am in love with Tina Fey, and she is a good - but obvious - choice to parody Williamson. But Ms. Ryder... that would be some next level awesome.

Me when Marianne Williamson started her discussion on Flint by pointing out economic inequality and government’s response to places of poverty vs wealth and the disenfranchisement of people of color but then pivoting to dark psychic energy.

I respect this womans hustle. She is click bait incarnate and she is making bank of it now.

Good job, California. It really is nice to see uplifting leaders trying to heal harms and unite all Americans.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

The fact that they expected complications with 2 out of 3 methods and still went through with it is alarming. Good guy, bad doctors.