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A. U. Crawford
thescriptiest

Just before we have some of the usual ‘Cancel culture gone mad!’ comments, no, she is not being ‘cancelled’, she is facing the consequences of using a public platform, the internet equivalent of shouting out in the middle of the street, to make questionable comments, and Disney would rather not have to deal with it.

So Laura Croft in the Tombs of Skull Island featuring King Kong?!?!?!? That’s what I read. With the future crossover event “Laura croft VS. Gilligan’s Island VS. Donkey Kong featuring King Kong and The Harlem Globetrotters” !!!

So according to my vast experience from B movies, we’ll have containment breach, scientists mutating, but not before a love triangle develops?

I can only hope that these will be clips from the movies with narration by Michael Peña as Luis.

... Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?

She is acting in a role where she has to wear a wig (see her Instagram post from 10/28/2020).  The wig needs to fit to her head tightly and braiding your hair close to your head is one of the best ways to do that.  

Dad: “Son, it’s 4-o’clock in the afternoon! Get your lazy ass out of bed!”

First rule of engineering. Everything leaks

“I don’t go to order boneless tacos. I don’t go and order boneless club sandwiches. I don’t ask for boneless auto repair.”

Where was he buried? I got a shovel, you can get an ancestry.com kit. We’ll solve this thing tonight at midnight.

So you’re saying we should be really worried about Vatican City, with a population of just 825?

Otis Redding was also in his backup band as a teenager. His opening act before the Beatles was Sam Cooke. And on that tour with the Stones, the other openers were Bo Diddley and the Everly Brothers. If you wanted to make an Avengers-style movie about rock and roll, Little Richard is both Nick Fury and Tony Stark.

I own Turf war 1-3. They are really lovely and I wish they would turn them into episodes.

Should you buy something you don’t like and don’t plan to watch, just so you can say you own it?

Should you buy something you don’t like and don’t plan to watch, just so you can say you own it?

Don’t buy it. Don’t spend money bringing something into your home that won’t make you happy. Every time you take Last Jedi off the shelf to watch it (or, you know, select it from your digital library or whatever) you’re going to see RoS staring at you, mocking you, reminding you that all that beautiful setup goes

Don’t buy it. Don’t spend money bringing something into your home that won’t make you happy. Every time you take

Nanjiani also explained that Eternals’ version of the character will be spotlighted in a massive Bollywood-inspired dance sequence (presumably as part of one of Kingo’s in-universe movies) featuring 52 dancers including himself, which, on paper, sounds utterly divine.

Oh my god please won’t somebody vote for Elizabeth Warren. I mean, she got Chris Matthews fired. 

This is sorely needed proof that there are still good things in this world, and that one man can still make a difference. Thank you for another year of being the greatest. <3

I always assumed it was insensitive to put something around a Wookies neck. I mean they’re dogs, and enslaved. Putting something around their necks might be a good way to get your arm ripped off.