If a solar eclipse ever threatens the Koch’s profits, you’ll see an endowed chair at Liberty University arguing that Copericus just had “a theory.”

While he drives a golf cart over the greens

That video is U.G.L.Y.

That means the battery is getting low. Just put a new 9 volt in there.

I suppose we shouldn’t give him any ideas...

Surprised Trump isn’t thinking about pardoning this asshole too.

I believe those odds run from “absolutely” to “complete certainty.”

“two counts of illegal use of tear gas and other gases, and one count of malicious bodily injury with a caustic substance”

Sometimes you stare into the abyss, and the abyss is Josh Harrison.

Only if the

Mario and Luigi’s plumber’s union disbanded because Mushroom Kingdom is now right-to-work.

That seems high.

Everything is fine now!

I WAS UNABLE TO GET A LEGACY ACCOUNT AND I STILL SIGNED UP ANYWAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

There really isn’t anyone redeemable in this administration, is there?