Considering Messi makes roughly €2M per match for Barcelona that’s more like 1 second of his field time.

Actually Ramsey didn’t. The Lyin’ media would have you think he did, but actually he did not! In fact, lots of people, and I know smart people. Tough people too. Some of the tou-some of the smartest people I know. Smart people, tough as nails. You don’t jus-You don’t just want a tough guy you know? They gotta be smart…

A big difference is that everyone believes the Cowboys front office was dumb for paying that much to Elliot.

I have a CCrane just to catch night baseball on 1120 KMOX. Clear channel goes halfway across the country at night.

and expended considerable internal resources both in New Orleans

He’s finding out, like many of us, that what we went to college for doesn’t translate to the job market the way we’d hoped.

It’s not the most useless, just the easiest to replicate cheaply.

It’s not useless, it’s just that you can find a player that does it 90% as well as the top paid guys for a fraction of the salary. 

I feel bad for the guy but the Chargers did the “right” thing.  Under the current rules teams are smart not to drop a ton of money on RBs.  If only there was a group that could challenge the owners and fight for the players best interests.  Alas, that is but a pipe dream.

Deadspin every time the market dictates that running backs in the modern NFL are a commodity* of little value:

Generally agreed, and it would be nice if people in the media actually used word like lie and liar about Trump. But I think gaslighting works well here because it’s a more specific, more elaborate thing. When my wife asks me if I actually ate sixteen oreos for breakfast and I deny it, that’s a lie. But if I were to…

One of the Tulsa kids ran forward but turned his back to save his face. Had he gone forward, he would have blocked it.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.

This is almost as bad as when I had my pooch embalmed and mounted in my den and the plaque read Mr Bojankles but there’s nothing a sharpie can’t fix

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

The part about the 11 days that is so hilarious to me is that it would have been plenty passive aggressive just thanking him for his hard work for 11 days, but they went a step further thanking “many people.”