Cooper Kupp grew up across the street from me in Central Washington State. True story. (He and his siblings shoveled snow off the steep driveway of their sweet, adorable, crazy cat-lady neighbor more than once. They’d actually make a game of making sure I didn’t see them do it.) Cooper watched a TON of Marshawn when…

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but it sounds like your boy is going to need some good old-fashioned therapy if he wants to make any more conversions this year. Pray for him.

The game was in Denver. Why didn’t they show video of the double doink before Pineiro kicked

Serious question: Do you like cheering for plays as they happen, or do you prefer to sit in silence for 6 minutes and then politely clap after they determine the outcome of a play?
Followup: How much do you love sniffing your own farts?

In the 80s office hockey pool era, Wayne Gretzky was so transcendent, would give one team such an unfair advantage that a rule was generally used where you couldn’t draft Wayne as a player, for his total points, but rather would have to select either Wayne Gretzky’s Assists or Wayne Gretzky’s Goals. Eventually, we did…

I cant wait for the 35 billy haisley articles regarding VAR

He needs...a bodyguard

Just for starters, he always looks like he got dressed in the dark.

How the hell does this even happen? I really want to know the process that led to this erroneous ID. Did they comb through images of all season tickets holders from the past 10 seasons?? I want answers. 

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

My family used to be casual sports fans, but we are all very competitive so I got them into Fantasy Football. Explaining to my parents about star players, and why they are not liked is enough to have second thoughts on paying attention to what has become (or maybe what was, but what was not known) the evil empire that…

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

“Best regards"

I am absolutely stunned that someone who brings a casket to a tailgate might also have some questionable racial beliefs.

Colleges in California are already prohibited from competing for NCAA championships, because they are in the weak ass Pac-12 Conference.

The USC/San Diego State/Cal/Fresno State playoffs are gonna be dope.

Not that the Browns didn’t earn all of the penalties called against them and not that they played well enough to win despite the penalties called against them, but there was one where Tony Romo said, “So the new rule is there’s a high zone of engagement and the player was engaged in the lower zone and well, actually…

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

GO!

Broncos. Tonight. 10:20 PM EDT. Oakland. Be there, or don’t. At this point, what difference does it make?