this calls for a classic!

How funny would it be if the Feds just towed and impounded their trucks before the raid.

Half the time they complain about cancel culture, they’re just talking about people criticizing them, which they don’t think should be allowed.

In other news people still learning free speech isnt a comprehensive protection / license to say dumb shit constantly. 

In other news, Elon “Free Speech” Musk is shocked to discover things you’re free to say still have consequences. 

It’s about total cost of ownership. Those cars will get sold eventually. Constant price cuts on new cars undercuts the value of the ones purchased earlier at higher prices.

My business professors always used to tell me, “if you’re ever the CEO of a large company with a broad customer base, make sure you get super political. It will do wonders for your sales”

1st Gear: Good. 

I will not be surprised when Musk starts suing people that canceled their orders because it violates his free speech rights to support an orange asshole.

I am begging Jalop to stop putting giant pictures of this loser’s melting face as the header image for articles. It’s like a jump scare.

Maybe one day the “anti-woke” crowd will realize that most of the internet today is posting shit literally to just to upset them for clicks. It’s actually incredible how much of social media is some person who got popular for baking bread or underwater welding getting clicks and comments for posting a stolen…

I somehow saw a tiktok where the consensus was, that if you see someone using the CT in the game, that everyone stops fighting until it’s destroyed. Then carry on like normal. Even dweebs know when to do the right thing. 🤣

No one van should have all that shower

Here after 21 attempts to get to comments only to be directed to the root. WTF!

Hey Jalopnik - why heck does your website keep automatically redirecting me to The Root on Safari, Chrome, and Edge?

If you’re small enough you can crawl into the overhead bins for a great nap

Pretty much any “hack” is a garbage idea 95% of the time, and 100% of the time if it comes from TikTok or Facebook.

“Our CEO just massively supported the Presidential candidate that promised to end our company.”  Yeah... might be a problem there.

1: Well Musk coming out and backing Trump will not help sales either. So I expect them to drop even more as this year goes on. 

I don’t think it will cause a wave of sales.