Hmm...

Driver distracted trying unsuccessfully to find his penis.

@elonmusk the beverly hills hotel valet just crashed my friends brand new cybertruck outside pulling it around!! Can you help out in getting another??

He’s not exactly wrong that you’ll have a lot more money if you invest $500 more per month for 40 years vs always having a car payment

“my “I didnt bully rebecca ferguson” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt” -- The “Dwayne Johnson” Rock

If Meryl Streep wasn’t filming that day he’d be #1.

There’s no indication anyone was called a candy-ass, couldn’t have been Mr. Johnson.

(I kid)

I just get on and let it throw me in a group...if they’re farming then I farm with them...if they’re trying to complete an operation I do that...I just flat out enjoy the game regardless of what I’m doing.

This headline could apply to almost every game, but Gamers never learn.

My dad passed away in 1996. I still have an old bottle of Brute Cologne that was his. I occasionally open it and sniff it just to remember him. 

Its weird the things we keep to remember those passed.

This reminds me of the story from a long time ago, where the son would race against his dads ghost in a racing game... but never would beat it so he could play against his dad anytime he wanted. 

The best part is getting to tell new viewers: "hey, see that guy? That's Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob!"

The weird thing about getting older is that every few years this movie bubbles back to the top of the cultural lexicon and there’s a whole new group of people who didn’t know it was satire 

Yeah, Last Action Hero was a little before its time, meta wasn’t a THING yet. Now I think people know what it’s about and love it for it.

Last Action Hero is a spectacular movie built on a hilarious premise that almost no one understood and instead saw it as a common action movie.

Last Action Hero is ridiculously ahead of its time. I love that movie through and through. 

This film always reminds me of the situation around Last Action Hero. They’re both satires that went over the heads of a lot of critics because they were action/sci-fi films. They ironically missed giving them proper critical analysis and wrote them off as simple “popcorn flicks.”