thesauveidiot
The Suave Idiot
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Think we’ve all been waiting for GTA’s Take (Two Interactive) on Florida Man memes. 

Yup. Same feeling I got from the first GTA V/Read Dead Redemption 2 trailers. Have to admit I’m excited. 

Quite the apt description. I’ve always said that his movies work visually when he’s literally ripping panels directly from the graphic novels he uses, but he’s probably never read a word. 

Now playing

I played Rogue Company for a solid 3.5 years. Never felt like it was TRULY supported with fixes and updates beyond a bunch of cosmetics and an occasional, lackluster new character.

Writing was on the wall, though, once they dropped Run the Jewel’s “Legend Has It” as the theme.

oh cool, I was looking forward to checking this ou-

But seriously why was that guy on the phone with his insurance agent in the middle of the night? Dumb commercial.

WOW. Pokemon cards have gotten real purty since my days of collectin’

I was about 85% through the main storyline of the first Spider-Man when I realized how close I was to getting a Platinum, so I did. Legit fun the entire time and my first official Plat ever. Loved it. 

I still can’t believe this show is back. After convincing my partner to give it a shot she ended up loving it, but we thought the radio silence meant it was done. Happy that that wasn’t the case. 

Takedown!

Away with your “logic” and “good suggestions!” AWAY I SAY.

Here’s hoping we get rude hand gestures in the forthcoming DLC.

One of my favorites to show people who haven’t seen it. So good. 

Sounds like Ricci’s got a lack of...

*Shades On*

Unity with his company. *YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*

King Dedede can’t melt steel beams.

First time I’ve been excited for an AC game since Black Flag. I’m sure plenty of people loved the last few but the gameplay just didn’t have what sparked my love for the series in the first place. 

Hey hey hey hey! Goose goose goose goose!

And EA continues to do EA things. The worst. 

I always knew Amazon would be the downfall of many a retailer and brand but... not like this.