Self-reply to emphasize a point that no one cares about and will scroll past regardless. 

Sarcastic joke about particular pop culture reference that is neither biting and sharp nor endearing and thoughtful.

Just when I think “man, that last Atomic Heart trailer/gameplay footage I just saw was the most insane thing” they go ahead and upload another. Good lord I’m fascinated.

I mean Steam was basically built around this principal so....

Looking forward to either loving this or laughing at how “so bad it’s good” it is. Either way - yay.

LOL it is.

Tesla Model S Argyle confirmed?

Mr. Williams was responsible for one of my favorite dumb jokes ever in the award-considered film Half Baked.

Well now I have new phrase for my ever-growing lexicon: Turbo-nerd. Thanks, Mr. Lake. 

Ya wanna surprise me, Sega? Bring back Jaleel White. DO IT YOU COWARDS.

Cap’s not gonna like this.

The more I look at that Lordstown truck the more I feel it’s from a Disney Channel movie from 2002 about the year 2025.

Can’t wait for the origin episode where see Million Ants when he was just 10,000 Ants. Puberty must have been a mother. 

My theory on it is the same theory I use when thinking about anything anyone does: what would the dumbest person in the room do? And the answer would be to pay $85 a month of nav when they already have it elsewhere.

My theory on it is the same theory I use when thinking about anything anyone does: what would the dumbest person in the room do? And the answer would be to pay $85 a month of nav when they already have it elsewhere. 

Seeing Spanky’s Quest on this list is a reminder to me that I played some truly confusing games as a child.

The Finger Lakes, you say?

Found a random international channel in high school that would play Japanese TV on Sundays and found out they were playing DBZ and GT episodes that hadn’t been translated yet. Felt like I had found the cheat codes to my anime obsession.

For some reason I read Rich Doren’s question in the voice of Will Ferrell’s Harry Carry impression. Needless to say it didn’t disappoint.

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH. I think.