thesauveidiot
The Suave Idiot
thesauveidiot

What I came here to say. I just thought music boxes could protect you but damn. 

Looks super impressive... this is one of those things Nintendo’s going to shutdown, yeah?

Watched this soon after discovering Oldboy (the Korean version - the good version) and loved it. Managed to hit a lot of vampire tropes and lore without feeling tired, and the miserable wife was fascinating. 

Just wait ‘til they create a touch-less, screen-less touch screen. Just someone poking the air like a maniac

This guy gets it.

Gives me a “CoD, but what if Crysis?” feel.

LOL at the Exomecha trailer with the guy riding that rocket. “You may be cool, but you’ll never ‘silver-armored soldier riding an actual rocket through a war-torn desert’ cool.”

No Stairway? denied.

As a kid, my friends and I all had a game series we were best at. I was the Tony Hawk Master to my buddy’s Super Smash Bros. Brawl Genius.

Thank you restating that her mother is in the medical field, as I think my brain attempted to block that tragic fact to protect me. 

If at least one outpost you can takeover isn’t a chicken restaurant in-game then what are we even doing here?

Pardon if I’ve missed it posted somewhere or there was a tweet about it, but are Kinja Deal posts no longer happening daily? Just curious, as I’m legit fascinated by the things that go on sale and do occasionally buy stuff from your links, but I didn’t see one yesterday and haven’t seen one today.  Thanks!

Pardon if I’ve missed it posted somewhere or there was a tweet about it, but are Kinja Deal posts no longer

April... Fools? Sorry, I burned all my calendars at the beginning of quarantine. 

Giving me carpentry vibes of spending summers helping my pops “bring hardwood floors back to life.” Can’t wait to see results. 

According to a interview I just made up, this is ACTUAL No More Heroes 3 gameplay. As in this is how you play — with Suda 51 talking to you like Seaman in the middle of the screen.

Used to love the Red Hot Chili Peppers until I found out they love California. I mean, sure, nearly every song they write has the word “California” in it somewhere — I just thought that was a metaphor!

If you told me that image above was from someone asking him about this exact subject I’d be far from shocked.

I think that’s the prequel, actually. Starts in the island’s airport.

Just wanted to say I appreciated this. That’s it, really. 

The first time I saw Jaws Unleashed, I had this weird correlation in my brain to The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, in that I wanted to be able to destroy entire buildings with your shark, who’d also have green skin and stretchy pants.