Another man blaming his shortcomings on a woman, even from nearly a decade ago. How quaint.

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

Well, if he weren’t already rolling in the puss because of those fine salmon orange cargo shorts, he certainly will be now.

Oh, can’t forget the part where I got diarrhea and pooped out completely intact french fries. Should have chewed better.

A buddy of mine worked at a Dairy Queen. When we would pick him up at the end of his shift on the weekends, he would bring out what he called “the wall of meat,” which was a hamburger bun with 6-8 patties between and nothing else. It was impossible to bite without unhinging your jaw. Eating it like an apple wasn’t…

In college my roommates and I would compete in McDonalds Monopoly. Our favorite order was the McGangbang (yes, we ordered it by name), which was a fried chicken sandwich with two beef patties and cheese plus ranch and ketchup. That plus fries and a drink would usually win us an additional fry or drink and we were back…

I worked at a local drive-in for 3 summers in high school (burgers, fries, dogs, soft-serve/creamees/frozen custard, whatever you want to call it.)

The woofer box just popping out the back is the best part of this.

...coaches having to decide whether to try to win games at the end of regulation, or just sitting on the ball and taking the tie.

I also support no OT and ties, if only for the chaos that would ensue in coaches having to decide whether to try to win games at the end of regulation, or just sitting on the ball and taking the tie. The takes would also be great in calling out coaches for not going for the win.

I used to have Red Bull delivered free to my office. I drank it instead of water - I’m surprised I’m didn’t piss crystals.

Because of “economic anxiety”

It’s 3, 4 and 5. Anyone who thinks Rod Blum is going to have any trouble sleeping based on yesterday’s town hall meeting is fooling themselves. He knows full well that the vast, overwhelming majority of people at that auditorium are going to pull the lever for him in the next election, because apparently the only…

So what you are saying is that you don’t understand how black women’s hair works versus white women’s hair and how Shea Moisture even became a thing and you should just not have commented really.

John Elway stands in solidarity

Yeah, going to Europe to play football must be terrible.

Doesn’t work for women.

I was being absurd, not serious. My point was at least you guys don’t have to come up with ways to diplomatically tell someone you aren’t in the market for pizza slice-patterned leggings.

Ice cream cakes are poor examples of both ice cream and cakes. Kids only like it because it has two of their favorite words in it, otherwise it’s like somebody hard froze the worst soft serve they could find and put a shitty screen print of whatever dumpy cartoon is momentarily en vogue on it.