Ha! That was my first thought, too. I also thought "I live in New York and I'm a hell of a babysitter, I'll watch the kid for a modest price." I mean, babies go to bed early and I have episodes of LOST to catch up on, so...

To the person who submitted the third question:

There is a very entertaining Twitter feud happening between Donald Trump and Danny Zuker, I highly recommend taking a look.

Yes. Yes she does. I find her to be completely insufferable, although I did have a brief phase where I couldn't get enough "Millionaire Matchmaker."

I wish I loved anything as much as cats love cardboard boxes.

Honest question—is a player automatically ejected after a second technical? Or did he do something after the second T to warrant an ejection?

Am I the only one who learned of this film's existence from this post?

I was in a sorority in college and... this is pretty accurate. I was in tears laughing while reading this, she had me on her side up until the word "faggot". I mean, come on. Faggot?

Anyway, yeah this is amazing. I suggest following Gawker's Caity Weaver on twitter because she's been referencing this all day.

This is really encouraging, thank you :)

Ha! Thank you, I loved this.

Thanks! I think EVERY person I know there has mentioned weekend brunch, so it must be a New York staple :)

That's what I was thinking, too. Maybe her publicist and/or lawyer suggested she let this "I'm dead broke" thing go wild on the Internet to help her case?

So I've been living at home for the last several months while I gather up the courage to finally take the leap and move to New York City. I finally booked my flight :) I'm taking a one-way trip to New York on May 8th and I don't think I've ever been this terrified/excited for anything in my life. I'll be living with a…

Deal! I hope you don't mind that I quote my favorite parts out loud. Bring Diet Coke, we're all out.. :)

I'm experiencing literally ALL the feelings for this little guy. Lentil, come live with me if you want—we can eat snacks and snuggle and watch First Wives Club!

I completely forgot that she was in 300!

I'm having a hard time understanding how she's broke. Is it because she HAS money, she just doesn't have access to it? Frozen bank accounts and such? I don't know anything about television actor contracts but I have to assume that given the popularity of the show (it's already been renewed for season four, for the…

And because of your individual case, you're entitled to judge everyone. Well done.

The period-blood collection device exists—Google "diva cup", it's SFW.

I have absolutely zero desire to be any more than ankle-deep in the ocean, and that might be a stretch. I think beaches are gorgeous and I'd love to spend a few days alone rotting on a lounge chair drinking something boozy and reading, but I will not get in the water. Well done, Heidi. Glad everyone is okay.