Agreed. I went to high school with guy just like this. We graduated in '04 and he was the youngest baseball recruit in our big state university's history (committed as a junior) and had some professional offers at that time, too. He was absolutely worshipped by everyone in our school/town. Got a couple DUIs early on…

Excellent.

This is related (I guess). Of COURSE I can't find the article now that I want to share it, but about a year ago, I read a story about a teenage girl who went in to get her wisdom teeth removed and she had a bad reaction to the anesthesia and DIED. The article went on to state that many oral surgeons are being…

Oh my god, you're exactly right. My entire opinion is completely changed and now I agree with you! Thank you so much!

Ha! SO cute. He looks like he's saying "Seriously, mom? Another picture?"

*buy

Oh for fuck's sake. The Constitution says we have a right to keep and bear arms. It says nothing about having unfettered access to them. And don't tell me we have restrictions in place because we don't. Any asshole who has never been CONVICTED of a violent offense can waltz into a Cabella's and buy an AR15.

The only time I've ever heard (or read about) him addressing it publicly was on some random podcast with Adam Carolla. He's a fairly well-documented atheist, and he basically said that he hates when people say that his circumstances that day were a part of some divine plan. His rationale is, of course, "if it's a…

I just started watching it on Netflix a few days ago. I'm about to start episode four. I LOVE it so far, and yes her character is exactly like a few girls I knew in high school, as well.

The trustworthiness of the service would be hard to build. You'd have to employ drivers who are not starstruck by athletes, and—perhaps more importantly—are not social media junkies (which disqualifies anyone I know under the age of 40). The first time one of your drivers tweets "OMG i'm driving megatron home right…

I don't follow their logic in encouraging players to live in the suburbs. We know they're going to go downtown to the bar districts anyway, so why not just let them live close enough to take a cheap cab or even walk? Anyone who would be "distracted" by the bar scene is going to partake in it regardless of where he…

That was my first thought, too. Since when do these guys have ONE vehicle? I feel like even the guys at the bottom of the payroll make enough to own two vehicles. If you can afford to drop 80 grand on your primary car, you can afford to buy a used "emergency" car and just keep it in the garage.

That makes sense. I know it all comes down to their bottom line, but I'm sure they'll spin it to sound as though it's all about the integrity of their respective sports, blah blah blah.

I follow sports very closely but I don't know shit about gambling.

Are you on Twitter? If not, it's worth creating an account just to follow him. He updates about the SNAP challenge frequently. So far it's pretty challenging for him—he doesn't have room in his budget for coffee (or caffeine of any kind). He's learning exactly how hard it is for people on a tight budget to afford…

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I've never heard of Scott Lynch or any of these books, but, like you, I now want to read them all.

Can we throw "hubby" in that pile, as well?

My god, this gif. Is anyone else still in love with him from the British "The Office?"