I, for one, can't WAIT to see this shit performed in drag clubs.

Also forgot Martina McBride's Independence Day and Patty Loveless's You Can Feel Bad.

my husbands favorite thing to do on a crazy day is to look in the oven and then proclaim " there's no dinner?!" Love you forever Pleasantville. AND THERE WAS NO DINNER.

I learned from a 45-year-old country song exactly why God made girls: to tell off the shaming bigots of the Harper Valley PTA.