Step 2: ????????

Step 1: Dont allow terrorists into USA

Him: “Helpmeet, make me a cake shaped like a hotter woman than you.”

He tells The Advocate that he would have preferred being “politely” informed that the cakes were “disrespectful” rather than being cursed at by Peterson.

I wish you had “politely” informed me of your discomfort —

While there’s no official job description for First Lady, traditionally the position has been as the hostess for events held at the White House. The “special cause” part is a fairly recent invention which came about largely because Eleanor Roosevelt handled so many of the behind-the-scenes touches for FDR’s social…

He doesn’t want to bring awareness to it as he himself is likely a contributing factor given his advanced age when Barron was conceived. Men in general don’t like to think they have a reproductive shelf life and certainly a shallow man like Trump would detest such a notion.

When I think of the countless military families moved at the government’s whim multiple times, my sympathy for them runs a little low. And the fact that HE DOESN’T PAY TAXES SO THIS IS ALL ON US makes me a tiny bit ragey.

How about the part where he thinks it is a M-F 9-5 job?

Michelle Obama spends $120 of her own money on a dress - OUTRAGE!

You’re funny. Expenses only matter if the President is black. Because black people shouldn’t have better vacations than Jim-Bob-Rural-White-Voter.

Not to generalize, but I’m sure most women who marry old sacks of crap like Trump are eventually hoping to be wealthy widows. Becoming First Lady must be the worst possible outcome for Melania.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

It’s a hand-dyed, artisanal hemp necklace with a clever hangman’s knot fastener!

So thats why he got rid of Ronaldinho. Thought it doesn’t say much about a manager who couldn’t keep a face like that from getting laid

So what’s he’s saying is I should start having sex no later than 11:59?

What’s the big deal? I have a very strict self-enforced sex curfew that mainly involves not having sex.

Great managers often take very different approaches to the same topics. For instance, Alex Ferguson would simply tell his players to get fucked.

Can’t tell if you’re bad at Boston accents or if you’re really commenting on how bad Hollywood is at Boston accents and I got caught

Bridges was immortalized in the 1964 Norman Rockwell painting, The Problem We All Live With. Smithsonian magazine recounts how he departed from the real-life photographs, adding the vandalized wall to create an image that would inform how America thought about the Civil Rights Movement