The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

Redacted because I thought you meant starting pitchers.

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

So? What does this have to do with that?

But they'd still be possibly discoverable. This sentence in the Chronicle article sort of misses the point: "Medical privacy typically can be breached in a lawsuit setting only when a patient sues a health-care provider for malpractice." It's true that suing your doctor for med mal. gives them a waiver to release…

Mostly odd because fights in Worcester normally see the guy named Khan being beat up by the pasty white guy.

What the fuck, lady. Guys do not owe you a lap dance.

The explanation is quite simple; Stevan Ridley was on the IR for most of the season.

That's some bullshit.

I believe that's the new NSAnta.

Old Man yells "Get off your own lawn too!" I'm no legal scholar, but I am pretty sure this is treason in Canada.

The asthmatic, overweight father of six succumbed to a choke

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

Ah, my freaking ears!

Any professional athlete who complains about running up the score should be smacked in the face. You get paid to do a job. Do your job well, and you don't have to worry about what the moral obligations of other people who are much better at their jobs than you.

As a Pats fan, playing the Lions always scares the hell out of me. Not because they're good, but because it always seems like they're one perceived sleight away from doing some outrageously stupid like that and hurting somebody.

Let me be the first one to call bullshit. I don't care how much he might insist to the contrary; at no point in this game did the Lions 'play football'.

We found six bottles of water and have been rationing it.

Yeah nice try at the viral hoax, Niagara. No way I falls for this.

For my bachelor party my D&D buddies found three really attractive college women who played D&D and paid them a bunch to just sit around drinking beer and playing D&D with us all night. It was really awesome to be honest. Nothing weird (other than grown-ups playing D&D) happened. But man it was so much fun.