Yeah

Pay that woman her money. Pay her all the monies.

Brady: Wow, my life could have turned out completely different had the Jets changed their minds on draft day.

A poem for my new coach @PeteCarrol

Peppermint Roll?

Why is "milkshake" under "animal life"? Did I miss the episode of Wild Kingdom where they covered the great herds of milkshakes roaming the Serengeti?

Sorry Derek, I know your memory isn't so great these days, but you've been doing that for years.

Exactly. Like what's the chance the ref recognizes that as a religious act?

As someone who lives in the Boston area, it blows my mind how it's possible to have a professional football stadium right near downtown. How does it not obliterate Sunday traffic in the city? The avg attendance for an NFL game is 68k, the next closest is baseball with 30k. The red sox traffic situation is a nightmare…

It's the Bills who aren't there because of the sale happening.

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.

I'm going to say grabbing junk. He's calm because they probably do that on the regular, but also check out the blonde womans reaction in the row below.

Ultimate Dudes is the best of the bunch. I was especially impressed with how Doug Flutie was able to stand perfectly still on top of that table.

Probably in the first inning?

In the first inning???

Before the end of the first inning.

Ralph Sasson, the brotastic lawyer bro who sued Ryan Braun and then got arrested for posting his deposition video online, won't be facing contempt charges after all. We are happy for him. [Journal Sentinel]

As ever, these guys make even the most unwatchable season fun.