Scott Norwood also missed a field goal.

Actually, the saddest Subway rider is the $20 stipend for four footlongs that Chipper Jones insists on for autograph appearances.

I was there. After lying there for about thirty minutes he vomit-defecated himself, then got trampled by 43 other passengers, which shattered four ribs, then, and this is crazy, he got back up and finished his fucking shift.

"I'd vote Netherlands or Belgium."

He set the language to Cuban and now it's defective.

It's no surprise that when Charlie Whitehurst tests his arm, it leads to 6 going the other way.

ItlnStln: [clears throat]

Is this a joke? You're crying about Nike suing to protect its sponsorship rights? This is like Samsung removing the Apple logo from an iPhone ad and slapping Samsung on it. Actually, it's not even Samsung; it's Kyocera.

What's the problem here? Don't remove logos from the photos. Pretty simple.

In other news, the majoriy of the victims of Elliot's shooting were men. But, don't let that stem your indignation.

You would expect a high shot from a team managed by Rob Ford.

Okay, did anyone at Inquisitr or Jezebel read the actual study? Because the authors themselves don't even claim that thyme oil is more effective than ibuprofen. They say that "Reduction of pain severity was not statistically significant between the two medications, however it was significant for each drug compared…

There's a dirty wind blowing.

"Aldon Smith taunts Jets, gets ejected."

He got tapped on the back and reacts like that? Granderson is a loser.

Jerry Remy is on TV because he didn't stab anyone either you stupid fuck.

"Sure, I'll give it a try" - Shawne Merriman

Here's one too.

Uga is sending recruits hand drawn portraits? That dog can fucking draw!

So the one with the most 9/11 headlines this week gets a bag of Milk and Honey Original Café Mix?