not saying he did/didn’t make it up, but the dude is dumb as a sack of potatoes. to presume what would go on in a head that stupid is impossible for an intelligent person to comprehend

I think the Brazilian women just figured out how to spook Walsh at the net. Defense-wise, the match almost looked like it was won entirely on tips/roll shots that Ross was late to; and whenever Walsh did show a block only to step back for defense, the Brazilians smoked the ball.

Agatha and Barbara also had phenomenal…

No, but nor do I have a tattoo of a cross and chain pushed oddly to one side to show off a tiny pubic sternum patch.

But only slightly off to the side! You wouldn’t want it to interfere with that manly crop of chest hair.

No they wouldn't. Not having the legal recourse to do something about your neighbor being a dick, doesn't mean the neighbor isn't still a dick.

Don’t do that. While his neighbors were being over dramatic, don’t pretend like you don’t understand why his trailer would be objectionable.

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

This is why I live in the city: suburban neighbors are the actual worst.

I see your POV, and on one level I agree.

Maybe I’m being oversensitive here, and I apologize if so, but as someone from Ohio I really dislike the way this article is written.

The Bulls are basically building a roster like a kid playing NBA 2K in franchise mode.

As a Bulls fan, I really don’t know what to think about all this action the last couple days. I figured they’d try to get really bad, and have lots of money freed up for what is said to be a really deep draft and free agent class. Does all this make them a 45-50 win team? Does having 3 guards in your starting lineup…

FUCK YOU CAILLOU!!!

That’s unpossible. Gizmodo and Jalopnik keep saying that everyone is dying to share cars.

Going in on a car together is a good way to ruin friendships.

Now you have gone too far.

You stopped at the best part of the story!

"Barry -

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.