I read your post, but I won’t lie to you: I came here to star that title. Well done.

Well, it isn’t a rule, and it is completely normal, despite the NY Times clickbaity headline. Obama did the same thing to Bush’s appointees. In response, some asked for extensions for personal reasons, and they were granted them.

We’ll see if that happens after we all calm right the f*ck down.

Sweet jumping justice, we need to find you giz riders some hobbies to write about.

My God, this comment section is a wreck. You shitwits, I assume, would also say that a health nut who runs the fryer at a fast food chain shouldn’t be fired if he decides to adapt a personal ‘no fatties’ rule? I mean, after all, he’d only be saving them from themselves, and he’s for-real passionate about it. He…

Gizmodo Media Staff

- I see what the site did there.

Dear Tyin,
On behalf of everyone who isn’t insane, your concerns are valid.

As for the rest of these people who keep crying out that IT’S ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAAAAAAY, well, those sweet little puddins can camp out for the Nintendo Switch while calling for pizza on their Nokia brickphones between repeated games of Snake.

I can save you some real estate: “Why is a Nintendo product hard to find?” Because it’s Nintendo, and they suck at supply management, intentionally or otherwise.

I understand the power of using the characters, but Peter Cushing’s casual don’t-give-an-eff performance was reduced to CG sinister stares, while Fisher’s no-nonsense Leia was reduced to a girly doll-smile. Both are opposites of their original portrayals.

Loved the movie. Swallowed the CG. I’m glad we got what we got.…

Ah. Good call. Must not have anticipated that much demand.

Ah. Good call. Must not have anticipated that much demand.

Harmony One has pricing issues on Amazon. The one without the box is 177 and the one with is 169. Fair warning.

Harmony One has pricing issues on Amazon. The one without the box is 177 and the one with is 169. Fair warning.

That Tarkin is INCREDIBLE. It’s incredibly realistic but still has just enough caricature that adds so much life to it! I wish Rebels was more like this (although dumbed-down a bit, fidelity-wise, for reasons I guess) instead of the over the top exaggerated style they employ.

I scrolled away too quickly and had to come back and throw up a star for this comment.

Very true. The trolls have grown better at it while the rest of us have grown far worse.

Quiet, you! Everything that ever happens ever is a direct and immediate result of whatever we Americans are up to at any given point. Things like “history” and “logic” and “facts” have no place in a universe where we exist.

A typical day on the Internet...

Little News: “A story.”
Big News: “A BIG STORY!”
Social Media: “Omg, you guys, a sob story.”
Fact Checking Websites: “This story is unsubstantiated.”
Gizmodo: “HEAR THAT, F*CKERS?! IT’S FAKE YOU G*DD*MNED IDIOTS!”
Gizmodo update: (probably)

I’m afraid I can’t digest these words without a line-drawn political cartoon that labels its metaphorical aspects in an attempt to qualify them. Also with top hats and monocles and mustaches.

Ha. Upon shavery, my wife immediately said, “Okay, I don’t like him anymore.”

I expect a variant of this gif soon, featuring all of the cheese-balls smiles...

Fat Joe says he was supposed to be watching the gate, so it’s implied that no one was (I guess).