I don't watch college football really but if I had known camoflaging was a regular thing and they played it up instead of ruling against, I would be watching on like, six TV's at once.

I hope facts similar to this are pointed out more often. I did not know this and I find it striking. 

When Murray says “this is the next to the penultimate lap!” everybody gets confused.

What’s wrong with everything is that corporations and more precisely venture capitalists, have discovered that you don’t need to be successful to make money. Why bother with building products that actually need to succeed in the marketplace when you can subsist with making enough money to pay investors even when the…

The only reason that Morey has not been fired is that Fertitta doesn’t have the money to buy that cannon that can shoot things into the sun.

True. Though those describe the coach, his brother, and the COO.

If we (Canada) go to Qatar and do not score one goddam goal I will have a fucking aneurysm. Unless I hedge and bet that prop.

Did you buy that in Kigali or Khartoum?

Sorry, afraid the USMNT are just knobs, not hosers eh?

Excellent story. Thank you. Philly ought to erect a statue to Schofield.

Thank you. What the hell was with those goofball things?

This rationale is enough for me to want the Nats to end their misery. If they did win, I think the acute anxiety suffered by team and fans every time the bullpen door opened would balance out past misdeeds.

Oh yes. Thanks for reminding me.

Definitely Top-5:

Same but I didn’t even register the junior and swallowed the idea that “Your styles are incomplete like” Vinny Testaverde was actually looking to play and XFL was like, "Yeah sign up!"

Don’t be so quick or harsh in your judgement; perhaps waiting to allow the Chinese government time to shoot some more people will allow for a more rational assessment of their argument.

It’s pleasant when Joe rises above a monotone for something/anything anybody else might wet themselves for so I’ll take it.

They are so eager to get a wad down the throat, I am losing respect for the NBA. It's gross.

It is pretty warped to want to add your own personal spin on what you would have done had you been dry anal raped.