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thesailorman

Dear Tomahawk Chop,

I got a few votes this week and I feel like Arctic spring and I don't wanna go back to the nothin'.

Thanks. I had been wondering where this "Latinx" jazz had come from, meaning, and whether it has been widely endorsed. 

That shitbag fucked her up so she responded in a fucked up way. This is not advanced psychology. I cannot fathom the profound horror and pain that the woman suffered/suffers.

Splendid. The system works. I will be staying up late to watch these two for the rest of the season.

That's a joke, right?

They banned the guy that held up the sign? Fuckers.

33 X 0 = 0

Worth the effort as that's as Canadianity as it gets. 

You have to be interviewed during Hockey Night in Canada to get one of those. I feel like there might be some bad juju all over those things in your home. Incidentally, where did you find them?

Me too. Saw this on a friend’s FB earlier tonight:

Woohoo! Lookit that blubber fly!

Braxtyn will never be able to pull his underwear out of his ass crack.

My ex bought frozen lasagna regularly and that shit is nasty. She thought my making them (make sauce, grate cheese, boil noodles, make layers) was a waste of time. I am much happier now.

This is the last show I would freak out on for getting something wrong. I imagine that the producers attempted to get it right within the amusing analogy. Some jokes miss. 

I think that both hits were okay on their own but in combination made for a hard hit. 

Looouuuiiisss!!!

That has to be among the all-time great spit takes.

Jesus. That’s fucking bad. I truly hope that the assailant is apprehended and has their nuts nailed to a cinder block.

Agreed.