This, precisely. It is laid out in legalese but there is still no accounting for the human element to fuck things up royally. Holy shit the Raiders suck so much.

It’s insane like, 10X anything I ever remember happening in NHL (have followed that longer than NFL) which has had some pretty crazy drawn out holdouts or trades gone bad. So it’s pretty crazy but if AB couldn’t dictate trade according to his contract, his agent probably advised him to try this if he were truly unhappy…

I’m sure lots of people thought similar but FWIWI specifically thought of your comment while leaving the the bar after Khabib-Poirier and a guy exclaimed, “Hey! The Pats just signed Antonio!”

It is truly a shame that AB will not be playing tonight. I had planned a nice dinner and a huge serving of LOL topped with BWAAAHHH HAHAHA would have made a lovely dessert.

“Excrements".

I think Deadspin might do well to expand their coverage of sports to considering issues beyond just the games themselves. You know, like health issues, for instance.

+1 Bless

Damn right! Let me know when you run for public office so I can move to your riding. That's a platform I can get behind.

Agree. There is a sign for a sports camp outside of Toronto that says ‘Teen Ranch’ and every time I drive by it (been there since I was a kid) I have thought to myself some version of, “There is no way anything good is going on down that laneway”.

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe the leaves really pop in 4KHD.

You sound like a 5 year old trying to explain a favourite cartoon to a parent. To put it bluntly, the “culture” that you are covering is devoid of substance. 

In years to come Falcons management will have to deal with paying out reparations to scarred fans for that shit.

Sure you can. Find an “open” meeting, show up, and just listen. I am sure that you will gain perspective. They are a really supportive bunch to boot.

Sure you can. Find an "open" meeting, show up, and just listen. I am sure that you will gain perspective. They are a really supportive bunch to boot.

I hope that "both ACL's" in this context is a euphemism for "both nuts". Gahd what a fucking degenerate.

True but the taco part saves the day.

Double or nothing says he thinks he can just make people believe he thought it up.

Nominee: 2019 Deadspin Comment of the Year.

Maybe if you play a sport where concussive hitting isn't a feature, a player is more likely to recall etiquette and demonstrate class, grace, and dignity.

+0 point 0 Belushi pull