+1 for The Legend of the Springsteen Powerslide.

In grade 8, me and another teammate got sent back to our school about five minutes before the first game of the team’s first tournament by our apoplectic coach because we were on the stage of the gym playing a spirited game of keepaway. Probably saved me from an inevitable embarrassment in a game as I sucked at…

Grade five or six track and field day. I was running first on our class’s 4X100 relay team. The track was just a 400m created by pouring chalk lines one the grass play field including the gravel softball diamond in one corner. I ran as fast as I could possibly run and was actually tied for 1st as I approached the…

“Hahaha I’m so boned!”
I love this man.

Thanks for reminding me that this piece of shit is married to that stupid shit.

That’s such an awful and sad story. And there are hundreds similar that we are only just beginning to hear and understand.

This cannot be stated enough times.

That 2015 team was fucking great. They beat our (Toronto Blue Jays) asses hard. Hope better things are in store for you guys.

I would bet a lot of money that Roxane has never seen Yelich play much less watch baseball.

Tipping and going out of your way to offer a meal is incredibly thoughtful but that makes you an outlier among riders/eaters. Most people aren’t inconsiderate or rude but most don’t tip. And those that are inconsiderate/rude are more common than those that tip. I deliver food for UberEats on my bike but since the…

It’s rough being a Leafs fan but I have witnessed a few glorious post season successes in my lifetime; no ‘ships but some series wins at least. The Bruins thing of late is a bitch. And if we don't get Bruins in the first round it'll be Tampa Bay. Pretty sure we are due to be stabbed in the heart again in coming…

Totally. I love his Datsuns especially as I had a slot car BRE as a kid and that thing looked cool and hauled ass.

You are disgusting and vile.

Give a shout across the room to your Jezebel co-workers when writing one of these articles; they probably have plenty of sage advice as to accurate wording.

The waxed paper is the best part.

I was reading CatSpin and noticed one of Burneko’s comments (and only one small conversation regarding cats) and thought “Gee been awhile since I read a Foodspin”. Sad to see it go.

I know how this plays out...

There's a lot of shady characters out there eh?

Blessed be the Homestarrunner thread.