I have paused the video at thirteen seconds and all I can say is that little girl is going to beat the shit out of that little boy. I mean, it's in the title but she looks like the 9 year old little girl Anderson Silva just lining him up.

Schumacher's turd move in '97 at Jerez, Spain when he tried to knock Villeneuve out of the race springs to mind. He was excluded from the final standings for being a jerk.

I like me a little Futurama reference. Thanks.

The people that purchased the house near the drug murder should have a custom-made welcome mat made that says "Big penis or small penis?".

You can freeze tomato paste.

Doubtful. They probably just hit the snooze button and drifted back to sleep in beds stuffed with hundreds, surrounded by sexy ladies.

Mr. Illitch has done a lot of good for the city and I would be remiss to not mention that fact. I think their reputation for altruism in the City Of Detroit is beyond reproach. However, I do not think that the city is in the position to fund this venture to such a large degree and I do not think that the corporate…

So don't build hospitals or schools and see where Detroit is in a "few moves".

She couldn't relate to the thoughts of a teenaged girl that might want to drink so of course she blurted out the comment that most reflected that disconnect. I'm not blaming Serena but...

Is that duct tape on the dash?

I agree with you, but I sure do love that body.

The curse word suggests he's not Mormon either.

Did he get traded back to the Mets?

Agreed. Maybe he says some weird shit once in a while but it's nowhere near the amount of weird shit Glenn Beck or some other radio tool says.

Between this and the "Masturbator" kid from the other day it is apparent that A) Kids are still idiots and B) Yearbook printing companies are total assholes.

Because white (fake pina colada) is revolting.

I don't know what you guys are doing but ever since the switch to Kinja, all the videos seem to play here in Canada. Loving it. And thanks for this one. The in-car footage on the back stretch is so freaking cool.

I agree. I'm usually not so interested in the ovals but the don't the IndyCars racing at the mile and a half ovals have crazy finishes regularly?

You make a strong case and I appreciate your offering an opinion worth considering. Even if it turns out that I am indeed correct (experience bears out that this is rare) I'm pretty sure that the bill is a done deal regardless; I have a hard time thinking that representatives would vote against pet owners. I guess…

You're probably right about it not being a nightmare situation but it still seems more trouble than it is worth. It'll happen since they already let dogs on planes for those with "doctor's notes". I'll be much less anxious while traveling when I can finally bring my comfort goat on public transportation as well.