So that's not a concern. I'm sure something else will occur to spoil it for the responsible pet owners out there. According to Barry's "Squee Train" scenario, it doesn't sound like those pets are planning on riding in their carriers for long.

You can totally buy a half, whole, or quarter cow. It's totally a thing. You should try it out if you have a chest freezer. It makes for interesting eating because there's always a cut that you might not have cooked before and like you say, it really isn't a lot of trouble to roast or braise something. It's like…

One of my favourite experiences last year was taking my ex's dog for a walk to grab some coffees before she left for work. To save time returning home, I hopped on the bus. There was a lady riding along and she gave the dog a look like it was the most heart-warming experience for her (seriously, that dog is cute).…

Honestly, I like dogs and cats too but this just seems unreasonable. We don't have nut anything in public spaces anymore due to allergies but somehow pets escape the same consideration. Plus, it will only be about forty seconds before one of the animals craps on the floor and the owner won't clean it up because…

This sounds like the same type of argument against wearing helmets and visors in hockey (and probably football as well). Yeah, it looks dorky and stuff but I'd rather look a bit of a puss than drool and communicate in moans and points.

Whoops, sorry... I thought they were moving to the mainland. Upon checking the geography, I'm super-wrong. I stand corrected. Then there's no need to change anything. I imagine the team wants to re-brand still so they can identify Brooklyn rather than Nassau. Hope not.

You forgot these. Easily top ten.

I trust Wang will make the craziest decision possible and to destroy any connection to the team's Stanley Cup dynasty years. Considering the team is no longer on the island, it kind of makes sense to change the sweaters. Sad to think and feel sorry for the Islanders fans but this is the way Wang wanted it. Piss all…

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Jeez, Don. I love you man but you have to start reading the CBC sensitivity guides. Couldn't you have just complained that it would have been better come out straight and ask the question more directly? I don't think Larry Brooks is pulling his punches like that. For crying out loud.

"Baby Daddy". Don't feel bad; I had to look up "DTF" yesterday.

I usually throw in some radishes so there's something else crunchy in the mix and it replaces the yellow or white onions as I use green onions. It's all good as long as it's homemade though.

Oh wow! You're totally right with the green onions. I've never made one with regular onions. I throw in radishes as well.

You can forgo the pickles (although I like the idea of adding actual pickle juice TYVM, Foodspin) and toss in a handful of fresh dill. I've never gotten any arched eyebrows from the ladies at the church picnic.

Eat shit Jezebel