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I'm sure I have pictures similar to that of Sienna Miller's on facebook somewhere...

@Penny: four words: pigs.in.a.blanket.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: You mean you can't hear them? I heard girls went apeshit crazy yesterday.

@TakeADeepBreath: my co-worker was allowed 6 weeks and then the rest of the time she's taking off as unpaid. I couldn't believe it. I'm moving to Switzerland when I get pregnant.

i want her entire outfit from head to toe. i'll take the blonde hair too, if that's possible.

I hate the BMI system. When I was in high school I played soccer year round and had less than 2% body fat and yet had a BMI that was considered obese. Thanks for contributing to my eating disorder you BMI jerkfaces.

@bananastand: HAHA man, me too. What I wouldn't give to see that on the front page of the Times. Hahaha.

Before anyone comments on Kristen's shoes, it should be noted that she sprained her ankle which is why she's in chucks and not heels. It's like she's ACTUALLY BELLA! OMG!

FIRST! I have dibs! Me!

It looks like Monica Bellucci and her son are headed to Motherboy XXX.

as someone who looks horrible in pastels, my bank account is happy that i won't be spending all of my paycheck at [j.crew] this summer.

i have no idea what just happened in that last skit, but i think i liked it? basically because paul rudd made a cameo.

@Jenavira: same here! before i was "meh" now? love.

the best part? when the pug was howling "i love youuuuuuuu!!" with the crazy jewelry lady.

WOOO SOCCER LEGS!!

annoying? getting the flu this week and having EVERYONE think it's pig related. omg, everyone needs the chill the eff out. the last thing i want to worry about between the vomiting, fever and cough is the miniscule possibility that it's farm animal related. dear god.

If someone can tell me where to find this coat, I will send them a batch of chocolate chip cookies.

@jeepgirl: that's what bright color scarves are for...to add a dash of color. Madewell has awesome ones that are on sale now!