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The can't be Manhattan. What store actually has grocery carts?

@CareerUnderachiever: They're on Grand near West Broadway, I think. I never get my streets right.

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS!

or you can do the cheaper alternative like what i did when my boyfriend and i broke up: purchase keebler EL Fudge cookies and eat the heads off all the elves. closure enough for me.

Wow, that was actually a good Morgan Freeman impression.

Wishbone was the best cliffsnotes for classic books. I read some of those books because of Wishbone. What an awesome dog.

daaaang. matilda got some air on that one!

@anonanimal: @BabyJane: glad to know I'm not the only hater on kate. she just causes problems.

@undefined: I will be there opening weekend. And I watch the preview when I'm cranky. It's just a simple, fun movie. AND Leslie Mann is in it? What's not to love?

@Eeva: "Synonyms just another word for the word you want to use."

Um, are they going down the stairs of the 1 train subway stop at 51st? It looks familiar but why would they take the subway...?

@morninggloria: me too. what's the big deal about hard wood floors? they collect dust and get dirty so easily! gimme my carpet.

@opalmarie: I understand what you're saying, but I think that this dress makes her curves look...well, weird. They're not curves but it look like indents in her side.

@JanicefromSA: wine and popcorn: i just went on a first date last night with a guy who wears glasses and it is taking every single bit of will in me to not call and have him come over so we can have a nice saturday night make out sesh.

@water baby: ah, i thought that there was some situation that happened where chase proved to be a jerk. i agree, nate is super boring. i blame that on the writers who are also writing shit stories for vanessa.

@water baby: what happened that made you anti-chase?

@Eeva: also, you should not end a sentence with a preposition, AT.

dress WELL kanye. you do not dress 'good' you dress WELL.