OH MY GOD. I WANT THIS ENTIRE OUTFIT AND TO LOOK JUST AS CUTE IN IT AS I SAUNTER THROUGH NEW YORK.

@hellodarling!: totes.

one day i hope to be as funny as you two. until that day, i bow at your feet. congrats ladyfriends!

LOVE HER. this is goddess done right.

The has the opposite scroll down effect. As you scroll down you forgive the top half of the dress.

@BrutallyHonestBabes: zing! love it.

@Oface: SAME. I was more upset that I wouldn't have her as a potential mother-in-law than losing the actual boyfriend. We still e-mail every once in a while, but I miss the days when I'd come over and just hang out with her while the BF was getting ready.

I don't know why, but I love when kids look just like their parents. Maybe because I don't look like mine.

@morninggloria: exactly.

good idea in theory but if i saw someone using this in new york, it would take more restraint in me than edward in twilight not to pull this away from them and jump on it until it broke. grrrrr.

i have to say, i love how most of beyonce's outfits flaunt her bangin hips.

@PilgrimSoul: I know. That's the one photo-shopping move I approve of—the removal of camel toe.

@Jessi Ramsey: Becky Newton and she's hilarious. I love her.

@Ana La Tejana: "Team Brangelina" Shirt. oh snap.

Downtown Julie Brown?

i have to say. i can't stop laughing. my boss is looking at me in an unkind manner and i don't care. well done morningloria...you never cease to induce laughter.

@edie_g: no. no you don't. it's been three years and i still get a twang when i hear about him...you REALLY don't want that investment.

@lisomiso: he probably is...i think so too. doesn't mean he isn't crazy!

Ben. When does it ever NOT lead back to that crazy-eyed man?

@Annabellie: granted, it isn't that hard. every other line bella mutters something about how beautiful edward is and edward is all "i'm dangerous you shouldn't be with me but i'm not going to leave you."