@morninggloria: this quote is cracking me up right now. love it.

@Lymed: I can only assume this ended with either a run-in with a car or an accidental $60 removal from your bank account.

@hatepaperdoll: i made the BEST cootie catchers. i had it down to a science. that and making awesome folding notes that were easy to pass in class. sigh, middle school.

@CrossWord: @girlnamedblue: @bisitun: @BlueLilly: haha, i yelled it to the bully who called me "thunder thighs" (which was apparently flirting...?). as soon as i thought i got my point across i got a nice yank of the collar from my teacher. oh well. at least i got to stick my tongue out at him for good measure.

@CrossWord: MAYBE TONIGHT

Don't swear excessively. It makes it look like you're trying too hard.

@Mama Penguino: the three year old i was playing with had a fit that she wasn't the queen of gumdrops and had a tantrum. i'd like to say i was peeved at her behavior, but i did the exact same thing when i was that age. that queen was beautiful and i wanted her dress like there's no tomorrow.

my theme song for every time i go out:

@jigglyball is ecstatic: truer words have never been spoken.

@Moxie the Maven: wait, which one and how do you know this?? PROOF!!!!

@CrankyOldBroad: currently on my third helping of green bean casserole. glad to find someone else obsessed with the best.sidedish.ever.

i loved bobby and whitney together for this reason only:

she went to my high school! granted it was like 8 years before me, but whatever, blue duke pride!

And the only house rule? If you leave dishes in the sink for more than 24 hours, they will be put in your bed, under the covers.

@theruraljuror: I realize he's not a vampire, but it's kind of close...right?

8: Tracy Jordan - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

@30RocksMySocks: I don't think it's necessarily about how saying "fiance" comes off, but how you feel while saying it.

@Brigit: until people ask what 'novio' means and then you're back at square one.

ohhh where? i want a pair!

if i were in this situation, i would choose a school that had the most experience in dealing with kids of high profile parents. i feel like it'd be an easier transition for the girls.