Ben Carson is making me need a drink. My ancestors didn’t come here as slaves, fight hard just to get basic rights and persevere being persecuted and killed and assaulted by white people so this uncle tom could call them immigrants. And I don’t like using the phrase uncle tom but damn if the shoe doesn’t fit!

I’ve often read that the purpose of terrorism is to disrupt our day to day life. Enjoy planning your wedding and in doing so thwart their plans. Win/win! Best wishes.

This idiot is so fucking stupid.

Remember when people read stuff on ESPN.com?

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

God, I love her so hard.

She has been killing it on twitter lately

It’s true, he needs to lay off the DP Dough, as good as it is, the way this team can blow a lead Huggs is going to have a stroke.

His defibrillator went off during the game last night. Not joking.

Is he wearing a grill cover?

More like Bob Pudgeins amirite?

Didn’t pay attention to the play. Just watched the video to see if Bob Huggins was as fat as that screenshot made him look.

It was cool when it was “freaks” but now that it’s their sons, no.

Nope. Sometimes I just get really anxious doing mundane shit in front of people. Kind of like if you consciously make an effort to pay attention to how your body and its parts are moving when you’re walking, you may start to feel a little awkward and it might slightly alter your gait making it less fluid and…

Rick Ankiel made a decent career as an outfielder after having the yips. I’m not sure if anyone has struggled at a certain position and then been able to correct it and still play that position.

That’s . . . actually a really brilliant plot.

“Anybody you’d like to nominate?”