i need that umpire to moderate my next family gathering. he looked like the dad, chilling everyone out with promises of ice cream later.

Looks like

*fumbles with sunglasses*

AS a liberal, I approve these leaks.

I don’t know how anyone could support this charlatan after she hired DWS.

Hope Ichiro gets trade to a team without such a logjam at OF... or better yet a DH job. Only 63 hits this year, but on .335 batting.

If he could put up .335 on a full season’s worth of at bats, that would have been 200+ hits. Even if he averages .285 (which he did on a full season just 2 years ago), that’s worth around…

Roberto Cemente

If we can’t laugh at kids then what are we doing, really

The 2002 Kings Lakers series was 100% rigged by the NBA. I don’t care what anyone says.

I’m gonna wait for it to go on Sale.

Lotta unsolved murders in New York.

“Hey, nose, I know how you feel.” -Matt Holliday’s penis

How often do you have a scenario where a Crying Jordan actually represents Michael Jordan and the possibility of him crying?

I absolutely hate the political discourse in our country, but this makes me rethink everything.

starred for the name

I’m not going to say relying on Kazmir to perform under pressure is a bad idea but every team he’s played for might

You really missed out on the golden age of chiseling characters into stone. It was so much better than that whole “printing press” bullshit.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

Pictured: Commodore, 64

"In Soviet Russia, Commodore 64 plays you!"

""HELP ME UP BROTHER! I'M DRUNK!" At this point a few kiss-ass backyarders materialized and helped him up..."