That’s common. There is always someone who has it worse.than us. But do you do things like deny people maternity leave because your multi-millionaire ass doesn’t need it and then lecture women about how they can do better via commercials,speeches and eventually a book. Also, I do not expect her to publicly go against…

Coach Van Gundy had put together the perfect team. The only thing he was missing was a good center. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a big man who could ensure a Finals win.

Pop is the sports hero we don’t deserve, but badly need.

Footage of Ivanka and Jared’s first date.

I think we just did... :(

Couldn’t happen to a more appropriate euphemism. Get thee gone Shrubbery.

Fuck NBC. A control room full of people heard this conversation 11 years ago. This tape sat around that entire time, people knew about it; NBC conveniently remembered it a week ago and only decided to kinda do something about it because it went public.

“Scottie, here’s a direct account of Trump harassing someone I know”

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

I’m not sure why Donald is so hellbent on giving me new reasons to hate him. I was convinced YEARS ago. He’s just piling on now.

Good luck, motherfucker.

“I apologize if anyone was offended” is the most non-apology to ever apology. It’s like kicking someone in the nuts and being like “I’m sorry if that hurt you.”

If only Trump had it.

Don’t dare insinuate that his girlfriend, Georgia Glass, isn’t real.

“That deafening shrieking siren you hear? Oh that’s my Everything’s Fine alarm. It keeps going off as long as everything is just fine. It’s the best, the classiest alarm. Everything is just terrific. If it stopped going off you’d know something was wrong but it’s been going off nonstop for months now. People just…

I would like to personally thank Trump for distracting me from the fact that the Red Sox paid David Price $217 million

I support women.

In other breaking news, rain has just been discovered to be quite wet.

“Respect her right in the pussy.”

The only thing Buxton can’t outrun is the Mendoza line.