Announcer 1: “Oh for the love of the game! Another fan storms the field”

Snuffed By An Angel

So, he’s gay, right?

Howard Dean may have a theory

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

And nothing will change about our gun laws. Shining city on a hill indeed.

Jeb is a MESS

That’s the last fastball he’ll ever see.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I have a pretty good guess which vice the captain will recommend to the team.

I think this quote applies perfectly to Gary Johnson

Yep. In baseball there’s a measure called WAR, which indicates a player’s value over a “widely available replacement” player.

I was speaking to someone that wasn’t you. I don’t really care what you have to say about this topic. But, thanks for playing.

The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

Blessed are the pie makers...

But can we keep the “drugging” in perspective here? It’s weed. Not coke or meth.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

Look, buddy, just because he wouldn’t fuck YOU doesn’t make him innocent.

Never underestimate the selfish motivation of those interested in procreation. Adopt, maybe? Nope, it absolutely HAS to be their genes because fuck everyone else.