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Pictured: La Russa with all of his friends

NEW RECRUIT: I love this country!

Carnac the Magnificent: Kid Rock & Sean “Puffy” Combs

Tony has no room to talk after all the slurs he’s directed at police officers.

The absolute highlight of my sad life was when Kid Rock was featured on Jimmy Kimmel’s Mean Tweets, and read a tweet I had written about him.

He's been in America long enough now that he should go by the name Jack Of The River.

“no priors” and “white” are my 2 guesses.

America feels greater already. /s

The Bundy Ranch sniper sent condolences, saying, “Try not to be Black.”

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Barbacoa

Trump: “We are going to stop the tens of thousands of people coming in from Syria. We have no idea who they are, where they come from”

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

“Friggin’”? Really?!

Overall I agree with your sentiment, but speaking from a little bit of experience, I think problems with addiction/alcoholism are more a symptoms of another problem than they are a disease onto itself.

I did VERY self-destructive shit in a relatively short length of time. From late 2010 to February of 2012 I got into…

It was way more than what he did with the ball. He was, for lack of a better word, an outlaw. Literally doing whatever he wanted with no thought of others. That seemed cool as a younger person, that he could be (one of) the best without seeming to conform to anything in any way.

he says the blind, numb emptiness that follows total exhaustion is "the best feeling there is

I spent many Friday nights when I was at Spring Woods High School running and working out while my friends were out partying and getting drunk.