I bet he never even raped a 14-year-old Iraqi girl and then killed her whole family to cover it up! He hasn't EARNED that uniform.

What's the name of your microbrewery?

I'll bet Barry feels like a fool now, considering the long and sustained success Leland and the Pirates went on to have without him.

"If I started defending lies, I would be in a constant state of defending myself — and the haters would win."

Yep, wouldn't want to confuse metaphorical beatings with the completely literal child abuse she's maintained her visibility by promoting.

For spiritual guidance on how to deal with adversity, she should probably turn to those parents who are dealing with the death of a child that could have been prevented from vaccination.

Problem is, your emotional toolbox is all rusted and laced with tetanus. And since you're a dumbass, you never got your booster shot.

I mean that odious cultural shrug people do when they say things like: well, apparently in that society forced sex is no big deal, so let's not judge them by our standards! You can only believe this if you believe what the victim wanted is immaterial. This explaining away of gross violations of civil rights often…

Give him a break. He had just finished writing up a new profile on OkCupid.

I've seen this play done at Northern Kentucky University. In Kentucky. Do you know how many people shouted "fags" then? None of them.

I'm glad he's fired. He was nothing but a rich, obnoxious super-bro who will only ever live off of the successes of his father, and there's clearly no place for that kind of guy at USC.

The video is about rape. You need a trigger warning for what, exactly? You thought it would be about rainbows and skittles?

Deadspin you should host all their names (and maybe photos) on your website. Holloway took down his website.
I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be perfectly legal.

That defender is better at football than his parents are at geography.

He didn't mean to imply Coach K was there, he was simply citing him as an expert on blowing your seed.

The response was a lot better for their Lennay Kekua birthday promotion: a full day of golf for $2.31.

Vilma: I’m in! Just filed my suit.

The major issue I have with this campaign is that for Dalit, that is Untouchable women, hinduism is actually a source of many of the acts of violence domestic, sexual or otherwise directed towards women of lower castes. In many ways the fight to remove violence against women in India is also a fight for a secular…

Ok, I'm not sure I'm OK with cock rings at nudist camps. Cock rings are sex toys, and I know this because I worked at a sex toy store and sold them. If a camp advertises itself for non-sexual, family-friendly nudity, how is it OK to have men walking around wearing sex toys on their penises? I mean if people have…

Administrators are concerned the scandal may even reach the three lesser quizbowl squads: the "A" team, the "A" team, and the "A-, At Least Until I Find Out Who Your Father Is" team.