I have some really edgy bumper stickers about the Air Force and bake sales to sell you!

Eggs, bananas, and apples are so cheap they're basically free. Eat them. Mix in whatever chicken and vegetables you can afford. But why bother when you don't pay for your own food or medical care? You're one of The Poor, therefore nothing is your fault.

He likes the correct dictators so it's hard to get anyone on Gawker to care about what a shitbag he is.

Yeah, that's kind of how it works.

Can't wait for anyone who dislikes the Feminist Firsties style of argument on here to be accused of being a mole for 4chan for the next 10 years (which is about how long it's been since 4chan was relevant).

Great 30-year-old movie reference, dad.

People who have to put mayo on even a fucking cheesesteak may be better served by skipping the entire recipe process and just eating mayo from the jar with a spoon, though I hardly need to tell these animals to do that as they are probably doing so right now with or without my permission.

Do you even read the comments here on Jezebel? Everything in the world is about transgenders. There are no other issues and anyone who tries to do something for a disenfranchised group that isn't transgenders is literally Hitler.

This is Jezebel. Cops are awesome and anyone accused of a crime is guilty, being a depressed catlady is the highest form of human existence, and the only thing black people have to worry about is Miley Cyrus appropriating their highest form of intellectual expression, which is shaking their asses.

Jezebel doesn't do solutions. Proposing to solve anything is denying the legitimacy of the underlying victimization process.

The garage door was working fine when the investigators got there later. She lied. She went and got the gun, chose not to use a readily available escape route, then came back. No SYG, no self-defense. This woman tried to either execute a man she was angry at or fired a gun randomly in a house with innocent children in…

That she was willing to kill someone ELSE's children in order to use a gun as an exclamation point does not make things any better for her.

But that's not true about gays and it is true about polygamists. Facts should matter, and if you think the reason gay rights are important is because "any kind of sex or relationship whatsoever is good" then you have misunderstood the argument.

You understand that 99% of the people involved in polygamy in the U.S. are in fact child brides and do not have their own reality shows, right?

She went out to the garage, came BACK, then fired a weapon randomly into the air in a house where her kids live. She was not in danger of anything if she could freely leave and retrieve the gun, and she didn't fire it at the person who had abused her in the past. This is not what intelligent, productive members of…

Germans do love giving people stars.

There are no "adult conversations" with people who believe that Harry Potter is real. I'm guessing that's a "no" on your pal coming to smite me? Fancy that.

You wanna send your imaginary friend after me? I'll wait.

Ah, one of those NON-morons who believes in God past age 8. Of course.

Including wackadoodle nonsense like "organic, GMO-free, local" undermines your valid point.