Germany abolished the nobility in 1919, your mom is full of shit. To hear Germans tell it, Hitler himself was going around personally shooting all the Jews and somehow fighting off a "resistance movement" comprised of everyone else in the country.

In reality, the Nazis imprisoned the few liberal or leftist dissenters…

Your idea that Dayak women somehow have it better because they don't care about rape is kind of insane.

Actually, rape IS a bad thing even if the victims are not white!

"I bet he didn't even go to that first game, electing to fire BBs at the help instead."

Yup. Anyone wondering why "lol any boy should be so lucky" is such a shitty viewpoint, well, it's because it turns those boys into people like Chris Brown.

Ah, finally, a form of anti-Semitism that a left-wing website will acknowledge is real! It just has to be practiced by someone who's previously disagreed with Obama, and THEN you people won't all defend it as "valid criticism of Israel" or something.

Another idiot with a Confederate flag on his car* showing up to remind us that we are never ever allowed to say or do anything about idiots in the South until every other place is 100% perfect.

I can't hear you over the sound of the generator on your trailer, you'll have to speak up.

Ah, I see the sister-fucking brigade has arrived right on schedule. Yes, let's just pretend Mississippi isn't a shithole because you can find racism somewhere else (even though you were probably trolling your Facebook friends for months about how the "liberal media" was suppressing the truth about that thug Trayvon,…

When people say that they're talking about people in the part of America that is capable of being "new" or distinguishing attitudes between generations. Mississippi is the fucking land that time forgot. Nothing changes. They just have a battalion of dipshit "STEREOTYPING THE SOUTH IS JUST AS BAD AS BEING RACIST"…

Sing us a song you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a clusterfuck
And there's no end to this shitshow in sight

Cue seventeen hilarious "FREEZE PEACH" images explaining why civil liberties and due process are tools of the patriarchy.

Who says that?

Especially since most people who ride motorcycles in a group are either middle-aged ninnies looking for excitement or meth-head Nazis. Very topical!

I guess we can continue letting women be oppressed in the name of not hurting any Muslim feel-feels, but that seems to be at best irrelevant and at worst counterproductive to the ostensible ideals of this here feminist website.

Your post is is a good example of the type of "Islam has no problems with women!" la-la-la I-can't-hear-you posting that is being satirized by the OP.

This is what Jezebel thinks science is: judging scientific research based on whether the people doing it are in a favored group or not. Here's the inspiration — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsche_…

Ahaha, we can't have science because that constitutes "judging" the natural world. Never stop being a self-parody, Jezebel.

I think the poster is expressing the usual reaction to any attempt to point out how horrible Islam is for women on this site.

Please tell us more about how "inappropriate" it is to make Malala Yousafzai into a role model while also discoursing on how awesome it is to watch Honey Boo Boo: http://jezebel.com/now-i-have-to-… you goddamn psycho