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At Jezebel, humor itself is part of the patriarchy, and it's also been made clear that any joke in the world must be subjected to Lindy West's approval or it is literally rape. By engaging in humor and unapproved humor at that, the author of this article has broken two rules.

Making a joke, AND not running it by Lindy first? Double points off.

Just an ordinary moron, then?

As a malinformed caveman who is scared of fire, I demand that any food prepared using heat be properly labeled so that I can protect myself from my delusions.

Pathologizing maleness is no less dangerous than pathologizing femininity. "People who don't talk the way women do must have Asperger's" is dumb.

Sorry about your illiteracy.

Hey everyone come look at my super-cereal feminist site where we discuss important issues! ::devotes infinity words to a catfight over celebrity gossip::

If you think there is a "debate" you don't support shit. Go put a gun in your mouth, I'll send a picture of myself laughing at it to your mother just like I will when Peterson is shitting himself and drooling in 20 years from concussions.

"It's not about you" is so fundamentally dishonest. Every non-douche already understands that, to use race as the example, there are some barriers faced by black people on average not faced by white people. The ENTIRE reason the "privilege" concept exists is to try to localize these trends onto individual people—to…

There's no "disagreement" possible with equal rights, there's just being garbage. You won't be able to tell the truth to your grandkids about what you believed today.

I hope this shitlord gets his leg broken in four places on the first tackle next year. Putting forth the idea that "because it's someone's OPINION no one is allowed to point out that it's a horrible belief held by retards" is a good sign that you the commenter ate too much lead paint as a child.

Great, funny show created by, written by, and starring women that even has about a sketch per episode promoting a very clear feminist viewpoint. Will it survive the "I was victimized as a child and haven't resolved it and therefore NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO ENJOY ANYTHING" brigade's war on comedy? Let's find out!

Yeah, it's pretty much people who get loaded and then remember that the world revolves around them. Where would we be without MY OPINION on this show? Everyone here bought a ticket to hear from ME! It's like giving Tumblr a handle of whiskey and a megaphone.

It runs both ways. I mean, we're reading "Can I just ask: who actually heckles? Who dares to do more than just quietly whisper under their breath about how they're not having a good time at a show?" from the very same site where everyone pretended that the drunk morons yelling at Tosh were some sort of noble warriors…

Women are prosecuted for drinking while pregnant fairly regularly.

Obviously you hate women AND blacks, according to this article's dumbass conclusions.

You're dealing with Christians here. They have no moral compunctions.

Because atheists think life is worth living and don't worship death like Christians do? What is this, a trick fucking question?

There is no level of non-participation in religion that will not be considered "abrasive" by Christians. The fact that she didn't get down on her knees and start praying then and there is "militant atheism" according to the Internet.